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THE EARLY 1970s I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. IN A GROTESQUE AND DISTURBING SERIES OF EVENTS, THEY ATE MY TROUSERS. A PICTURE OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF MY ABDUCTION CAN BE SEEN ON THIS PAGE. THE ALIENS' ACTIVITIES SEEM TO HAVE HAD A PROFOUND EFFECT ON ME, AS SINCE THEN I HAVE FOUND MYSELF MYSTERIOUSLY WORKING FOR FORTEAN TIMES MAGAZINE, CHRONICLING INEXPLICABLE AND BIZARRE EVENTS IN A SERIES OF COMICS KNOWN AS PHENOMENOMIX. ALSO DRAWN FOR FORTEAN TIMES ARE A SERIES OF GREAT MOMENTS IN SCIENCE. ONE OF THE STRANGEST PHENOMENA I'VE COME ACROSS RECENTLY IS THE WEIRD OUTBREAK OF MUSICAL NOSES. SEE THE UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE HERE. FLEX FACE IS A MOVIE DEMONSTRATING THE POWER OF THE HUMAN MIND TO MANIPULATE MERE FLESH, AS WELL AS BEING A BLATANT ADVERTISEMENT. IT IS AROUND 400k. IN SIZE, SO TAKES A LITTLE TIME TO DOWNLOAD -PLEASE BE PATIENT. |
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